On a forum, the question came up (concerning ECD – English Country Dancing):

What's been your luck scouting gals at these dances? A lot of them tend to have fathers, brothers or mothers to meet.

What do you say to something like that?

I find that, Scripturally, when a guy dances he incurs his wife's wrath. Once that happens she becomes infertile. I will decline to dance until we have enough kids already.
Sincerely,
Chris

(or perhaps not so sincerely)