QOTD, after cutting off the family’s land line:

I'd almost be willing to pay $15 per month just to avoid the terribly obnoxious middle-of-dinner debt consolidation sales calls. However, come  to think of it, I'm going to kind of miss getting to answer their _How  much debt do you have?_ question. The response, _We don't have  debt_ always completely threw them off-script and it was quite amusing to hear them fumble around trying to figure out what to say next. More often than not, there was silence and then a click on the other end.