Justice without strength is helpless, strength without justice is tyrannical. Unable to make what is

Justice without strength is helpless, strength without justice is tyrannical. Unable to make what is just strong, we have made what is strong just. — Blaise Pascal

I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking. But I do strongly object when

I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking. But I do strongly object when they start shaking them to make sure that they are still going. — Lord Birkett

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to b

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets and to steal bread. — Anatole France

The more laws, the more offenders.

Take a note of that; his Lordship says he will turn it over in what he is pleased to call his mind.

Take a note of that; his Lordship says he will turn it over in what he is pleased to call his mind. — Richard Bethell

The law is the true embodimentnOf everything that's excellent.nIt has no kind of fault or flawnAnd I

The law is the true embodiment Of everything that’s excellent. It has no kind of fault or flaw And I, my Lords, embody the law. — W.S. Gilbert

In my youth, said his father, I took to the law,nAnd argued each case with my wife:nAnd the muscular

In my youth, said his father, I took to the law,nAnd argued each case with my wife:nAnd the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,nHas lasted the rest of my life. — Lewis Carroll

According to my calculations, this problem doesn't exist.

According to my calculations, this problem doesn’t exist.

It's 5:50 AM ... do you know where your stack pointer is?

It’s 5:50 AM … do you know where your stack pointer is?

Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it is.

Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it is. — Benjamin Franklin

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. — Thomas Edison

I'm a great believer in luck; the harder I work, the more I have of it.

I’m a great believer in luck; the harder I work, the more I have of it. — Stephen Leacock

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.

Those who don't read have no advantage over those who can't.

Those who don’t read have no advantage over those who can’t. — Mark Twain

The purpose of war is not to die for one's country, but to make the other man die for his.

The purpose of war is not to die for one’s country, but to make the other man die for his.

If you choose not to make a choice, you have still made a decision.

Move to a small town in West Texas and live quietly, cheaply, simply and reclusively.

Move to a small town in West Texas and live quietly, cheaply, simply and reclusively. — Hugh MacLeod

I often believe that there is no cuisine so noble in the world that the Americans cannot turn it int

I often believe that there is no cuisine so noble in the world that the Americans cannot turn it into fast food. — J. Rufus Fears

And I can’t just go slapping all 1,189 chapters [of the Bible] into one article or we’ll be here all

And I can’t just go slapping all 1,189 chapters [of the Bible] into one article or we’ll be here all month. — Eric M. Pazdziora